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Chines

When someone goes above and beyond and is considered more than a mate.
Dirk - Jesus mate, you've helped me out today
Lucas - No worries Chines
by Dirkulees June 24, 2019
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Chinese Grand Prix

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.
I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.
by Matt*ee September 19, 2009
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Chinese Astronaut

Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.
"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"
by NigNogger November 6, 2009
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Chinese Spot

THE spot in flushing to buy cheap chow-fun and lo mein for $1.50 and $1.25, respectively.
Other notable products include one-dollar chicken sticks and steamed buns.

Flushing residents often eat here, conveniently located on Main Street, when they are low on money.
Person 1: Boy i'm hungry.

Person 2: What do you wanna eat?

Person 1: uh.. I only have 4 dollars

Person 2: Perfect, let's go get some chinese spot
by paul ee oh October 13, 2009
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Chinesium alloy

The materials (generally metals but also parts such as gears, springs, screws, electronics, woods etc) used in manufactoring products made in China. Which vary in performance/quality due to disreputable quality control. Which in turn, leads to the same products potentially being different, and in rare cases, even dodgy.
"I don't understand! We have the exact same gel blasters, why is yours better than mine?"

"Chinesium Alloy mate."

"Fucking budget cuts!"

- Two Aussies in a backyard in Queensland.

"I didn't trust guitars made in china 10 years ago, Chinesium alloy was a major factor back then. Good thing it's changed now."

"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must be the chinesium alloy."
by Maximus Penetratus January 6, 2019
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Chinese roadblock

Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.
This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.
by A-Damage April 7, 2011
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Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF)

The going currency in which one has to repay the other after wronging said other person.
Zev gave Sara the finger for no apparent reason, therefore owes her a Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF).
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