by XthePirate May 10, 2007
Get the Dick Cheney mug.To deal with being caught by telling a bald-faced lie and sticking to it no matter how unbelievable it is.
Also, to be willing to do or say anything, no matter how outrageous, rather than deviate from the lie.
Also, to be willing to do or say anything, no matter how outrageous, rather than deviate from the lie.
Guy: "You hit my car!! You smashed right into my car!"
Cheney: "No I didn't."
Guy: "Yes you did! Look at it! You smashed right into it! The whole side is caved in."
Cheney: "No I didn't. You hit me."
Guy: "WHAT? Are you really going to try to cheney your way out of this? All my friends and three nuns saw you do it!"
Cheney: "You hit me. That's what happened. You hit me."
Guy: "I was PARKED for christ's sake -- how could I have hit you? You drove into my car while it was parked here! Look at it -- the whole side is stoved in, you asshole!"
Cheney: "No I didn't. Your car hit mine."
Guy: "WHAT??!! Are you crazy? Your car is still smashed into the side of my car, right here where it was parked. You drove over the median strip, across three lanes of traffic, and plowed into my parked car. I saw the whole thing! We all saw it -- and this nun got it on video!"
Cheney: "Why do you hate America?"
Cheney: "No I didn't."
Guy: "Yes you did! Look at it! You smashed right into it! The whole side is caved in."
Cheney: "No I didn't. You hit me."
Guy: "WHAT? Are you really going to try to cheney your way out of this? All my friends and three nuns saw you do it!"
Cheney: "You hit me. That's what happened. You hit me."
Guy: "I was PARKED for christ's sake -- how could I have hit you? You drove into my car while it was parked here! Look at it -- the whole side is stoved in, you asshole!"
Cheney: "No I didn't. Your car hit mine."
Guy: "WHAT??!! Are you crazy? Your car is still smashed into the side of my car, right here where it was parked. You drove over the median strip, across three lanes of traffic, and plowed into my parked car. I saw the whole thing! We all saw it -- and this nun got it on video!"
Cheney: "Why do you hate America?"
by Super Genius November 25, 2006
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A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.
by jesster79 February 18, 2006
Get the Dick Cheney mug.A person with a severe facial dermatological affliction, such as cystic acne. This can be a natural acne, hives or welting caused by a disease or chemical reaction, such as drug use.
The etymology comes from the shotgun blast Harry Whittington took in the face from a gun wielded by American Vice President Dick Cheney in February of 2006
The etymology comes from the shotgun blast Harry Whittington took in the face from a gun wielded by American Vice President Dick Cheney in February of 2006
by Sha H November 25, 2006
Get the Cheney Victim mug.Yea, the guy took a shotgun blast directly to the face, but what saved him was the assailant's cheneyocrity. Mysteriously, the assailant then bragged about his marksmanship.
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