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Get the Chelly mug.A chelly is a small turd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. They are often deposited in clusters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.
Doctor: How are your bowel movements?
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
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Get the chelaysia mug.when a man is wearing his shirt tucked into his jeans and the overlapping chelly is hanging over and past the belt buckle.
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by Educationfortheoldpeople May 13, 2018
Get the Chelsy mug.Usually stupid bitches. Dick sucking whores that steal peoples boyfriends. They are sent from hell to ruin your lives so it would be a good idea to never name your girl chelcei and if you meet one all you can do is RUN!!!!!!!!!
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