Cheesetoast

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.

I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.

by Confuction October 19, 2020

cheesesteak

A cheesesteak is a sexy muscular woman.
Companion term to cheesecake (a sexy curvy woman) & beefcake (a sexy muscular man).

Ever since Jasmine took up bodybuilding, she's become a real cheesesteak.
I don't watch women's crossfit because cheesesteaks aren't my type.

by EvilMonkeyPope November 18, 2020

felixs_cheesestick

Best Tik Toker and best friend of peachygukks and bangtans_.wife

“Hey did you watch felixs_cheesestick’s new tik tok?”
“Yes there vids are great”

by peachygukks December 24, 2020

Pittsburgh Cheesesteak

When you take a thing of chili and stick it in/on/around someone’s ass and eat it off/out with a spoon/straw

My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner last night and I said a Pittsburgh Cheesesteak, I’ve never cum so much in my life.

by MeHehe123 January 17, 2022

Philly Cheesesteak

When you eat a massive philly cheesesteak, chopped wit wiz and wait to take a big doodie. You get another plain sub roll, and poop into the roll. Then your significant other eats it.

Man 1: I gave my gf the BIGGEST Philly Cheesesteak last night!
Man 2: Damn, I’m jealous af. I wish that could’ve been me.

by TurdChode July 27, 2023

tijuana cheesesteak

When trying to disguise that you are purchasing cocaine, this can replace that word

Kris: "I could really go for a Tijuana Cheesesteak."
William: "I'll call my boy, who sells drugs."

by Willy V. July 30, 2003

Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin

Gettin a blowjob while taking a deuce. Instead of cumming in her mouth, you cum on the deuce, then she eats it... Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin!

Anything new Charlie? Eh, not too much Rick. I did finally get a slut from the club to do a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin! Dude you are the man! I know, the best part was she's your sister! You BASTARD!

by King of the blumps May 1, 2009