Cheetodick

When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).

Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick

Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick

by Quesadilla Face February 27, 2011

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Cheesestick

When you fingerbang a girl after eating a large bag of Cheetos.

I cheesesticked this girl that I met a party last night.

by RTC78 December 5, 2010

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Cheesestick

A guy with a small penis, about as wide as a cheesestick, thus the name. Also has horrible technique, often described as "*Jab*jab*jab*".

Woman 1: OMG, tell me everything!
Woman 2: He was a total cheesestick. I could barely feel anything except a stabbing feeling.
Woman 1:...You have my deepest sympathies.

by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009

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cheese dick

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

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1. A duck made from cheese. Known to be quick witted, intelligent, and have psychic abilities among other amazing talents.

2. A name for someone who is extremely annoying. Can be shortened to "Cheezy D" or just "Cheezy".

1. "There is only one, true, CheezeDuck."
2. "You ever met that Lukus guy? Man, what a Cheezy D!"

by Witty March 18, 2004

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cream cheese dick

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

by THEBIGO August 11, 2006

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