Cheeky Racoon

A sneaky devil who sneaks around making snide comments that neither offend nor inoffend

Girl: "Does my bum look big in this?"

Guy: "Yuh huh baby!"

Girl: "Oh, you're such a cheeky racoon!"

by cheekyremil April 21, 2009

Cheeky Fumble

When you go back to someone's house having pulled them, but go no further than passionate kissing. This will usually result in love bites and build up of sexual tension, but no touching or insertion of the penis.

Guy 1 : Hey, Did you hear about X's Cheeky Fumble Last Night?
Guy 2 : Yeah his Neck's a right state, although they didn't go any further than kissing!
Guy 1 : I'm kind of Jealous

by LT101 April 4, 2013

Cheeky Sue

The phrase used for a bad dealer. They can be trying to sell you anything but they have to be bad at doing so. Being late, mean and sorting a bad deal.

"Yo, you got the puks?"
"yea il be there in 5 mins"
...
5 hours later
...
"where are you?"
"yo im round the corner il be there in 2"
...
2 hours later
...
"WHERE ARE YOU!!!"
"yo im nearly there"
"nah, it dosn't matter, your the biggest cheeky sue"

by WillLovesStickyIcky July 21, 2009

Cheeky Chindian

The act of sexual abuse during oral sex where you proceed to slap your rock-hard stiffy against a woman's mouth until at least one of her teeth chips, and then jizz onto her eyebrows to force her to shave them off.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend was being a total bitch last night when we were making out so I totally Cheeky Chindianed her
Guy 2: How many teeth did you break?
Guy 1: Just her front tooth but she''ll have to draw her eyebrows on with a ruler.

by Cream4Curtis January 22, 2014

Cheeky Hog

The Noun for the Woman perched precariously between 2 men in a spit roast. Usually up for anything. The cheeky hog may have also came into contact with many STD's so the minge is usually quite potent. It is unadvisable to tell the cheeky hog that she is a cheeky hog

Me Ben and Chris found this cheeky hog, but she only liked me and Chris, so we roasted her and Ben Watched

by Wad of Dick October 28, 2009

Cheeky Sniff

The act of scratching a sweaty ballsack or arsehole and swiftly sniffing your fingers

Person 1: *scratches arsehole and sniffs fingers*
Person 2: did you just have a cheeky sniff?
Person 1: no

by Win Kee July 9, 2016

cheeky half

A half-pint of lager, normally drunk in haste when you're meant to be elsewhere. Can often turn into a 'cheeky pint' or 'several cheeky pints' if there's a lack of willpower.

"It's been a rough day and I need to get back home for dinner. I don't suppose you fancy a cheeky half, Boris?"

by elBlandie September 13, 2016