Cheater Pants

Thin pieces of spandex material which accentuate curves and appear to make a women look as though there is no cellulite in her legs, thus cheating on her appeal. A.K.A. leggings

" I thought she had a nice ass, but it was really the cheater pants that made it look that way."

by atown4334 January 26, 2010

Cheater Peter

An inability to get an erection, due to feeling like you're a fraud.

- Oh, no, You've got Cheater Peter.
- Cheater Peter?
- It was a big problem for a dear friend.
I'm not gonna name names, but he's a famous cyclist, one testicle, first name Lance...

by alt_eagle January 22, 2020

Mexican Pipe Cleaner

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.

Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.

by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

Pool Cleaner

Pool Cleaner
When your chick is laying on her side and you spread them cheeks from the rear exposing her vagina & butthole. You then proceed to eat her out as you slide your mouth back over her butthole without losing suction. Repeat these steps in a back and forth motion applying more suction and tongue play as you reach each destination. Therefor, in fact, using a pool cleaner affect on her privates for maximum pleasure.

Bro #1: whatchyall do after you left last night

Bro #2: we went back home and I gave her the Pool Cleaner

Bro #1: but you don’t own a pool

Bro #2: Defines Pool Cleaner

Bro #1: Dude, you’re a Savage

by SaltLife_Buggin August 12, 2019

Cheater's Kiss

Film/TV cliche where the cheating spouse always kisses the other on the cheek instead of the lips.

Don Draper kissed his wife on the cheek before he went to work and we all yelled "Cheater's Kiss!" at the TV.

by chingaleta June 16, 2010

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

it's what little kids say when they suspect that one is cheating in a game.

kid: *takes TWO turns :O*
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!

by ohmyfuckingod July 27, 2010

Cleaner

Usually called upon to clean up a mess another mobster has made. For instance: a gangster robs a store one night and comes back to base with a bullet in his stomach. A cleaner is quickly called-up and will be sent in to clear any sight of evidence, even if this means killing the store-keeper.

Elite cleaners are rarely found in the mobs/mafias/gangs etc., but instead apart of a government agency. Considering the drastic consequenced often involved with these agencies actions, elite cleaners are required. You never hear of them, and you rarely hear of what they have cleaned up. All that's left is the event: something happened, but the cleaner will make sure there are no trails left behind. Such cleaning jobs can be on a global scale, such as clearing a trail of money used to get the job done.

Ricky and Paulie murdered Kalinsky in an elevator. As soon as they stepped off a cleaner stepped in. When the elevator chimed at the top floor all that was left of the scene was a dead body and a pool of blood. With no evidence for the police to go on, the killers were never found.

by Cag February 17, 2007