Charona

An amazingly woman that is both beautiful inside and out. A caring and kind heart but is also shrewd. Often shy yet very loyal. Very hot and sexy. Sometimes scared of things yet willing to give it a go anyway. She is truely amazing if you find one hold onto her, as you will never find a better person.

Person 1 "Who's that hot chick over there"

Person 2 "Charona"

Person 1 "I wish she was 'My Charona'"

by cmsmienk November 21, 2021

charnold

¹a smelly girl who has lots to say
² a vagina

You're a stinky charno sic.

Wanna eat my charnold?

by Bobondecob November 30, 2021

Bruce Charron

Literally the only person in the state of Virginia who knows how to do any and everything car related. If you make a post on a Virginia Car scene page, he will surely be tagged.

*Get on a Virginia car scene Facebook page*
“Hey, can anyone in the Hampton Roads area work on my car? I need an engine swap, full exhaust delete, paint job, roof delete, vasectomy, quadruple turbos even though I already have two super chargers on my 6.9 liter that’s going in, take the limited slip differential out of my brake rotors and change my bmw blinker fluid even though this is a Miata”
*Everyone tags: Bruce Charron”

“Bro did Julian Lightbody fix your exhaust?
“No, he does know a lot of shit though. I had him roll my finders last night”
“You made that sound gay but okay”

by greenheartseason April 14, 2021

Charbonnet

To have large amounts of physical strength and power.

To move this fallen tree we need something with alot of charbonnet.

by Jill HIlltop November 19, 2007

Charbon

Fat, boorish, business men with a penitent for bad, dated suits that somewhat resemble "The Penguin" of Batman fame. Charbon's prefer the heavy use of cheap cologne to toilet paper and rarely wear socks with loafers. They are sexist and proud of it and are often seen with open sores around their mouths from time spent with rented women. Though loud and obnoxious, a Charbon will be frightened easily when challenged.

"Pssst!! Sam!! Who's that Charbon in the boardroom farting up the place?"

"I don't know. Hey, he isn't wearing any socks!"

"I hate Charbons."

by Octavio Billings February 29, 2008

chardonnay

1) A popular varietal wine made from the eponymous cultivar of white grape. It is particularly favored by book clubs, housewives, and concerned mothers.
2) A girls' name that, in common with most names related to a kind of alcohol, probably relates to how that child was conceived (even--no, especially--in the case of teen moms).

1) After dropping the kids off at soccer practice she drove her minivan to the liquor store. She wanted to pick a good bottle of chardonnay to impress her friends that were coming over to discuss Fifty Shades of Grey.
2) Have you met my children yet? These are my daughters, Brandy, Chardonnay, and Whipped Cream Vodka.

by Weasel Dan February 16, 2015

Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite

"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"

by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009