chardona

A chardona is usually a very bitchy type of person who doesn't care about other people's opinions and is usually small but evil and usually very full of their self

She's a bitch she's such a chardona

by Kgnet March 22, 2017

Chardy Man

A Chardy Man is basically a bumba-raas, or a chunda-claat. derives from the jamaican 'chardy' word for wasteman. see also 'chardy'.

claat: "derek, stop listening to bob marley and comb ya hair!"
raas: "...don talk te me like a chardy man, ya bumba clart!"
claat: "sorry, that was 'arsh. you know i was joking."
raas: "mans got feeling doe, still..."

by urban_nigga_@jamaica July 31, 2011

Chardonnay shakes

When you've had Chardonnay and nothing else for dinner the previous evening, and you feel like you have Parkinson's instead of a hangover.

(bring cup of coffee to the table) "Dude, you've got really shaky hands today, you ok?"
"Yeah, just the Chardonnay Shakes"

by I<3Barney February 17, 2010

yea sip that chardonnay

Used as a insult to one when someone has no comebacks and drinks something to pass the time and thinks for a comeback

the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink

also same thing as saying you just got PWND

guy 1 : Dude your mom!
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)

guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!

AT party

Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do

Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay

by BEASTNINJASTARS January 16, 2011

Cardyn

Cardyn (Full name: Cardyn Abyssian) is another word used for a wild, virtual mosasaurus that lives to this very day via twitter and twitch. This mosasaurus has began to have a daily routine of having their morning tentacle, in replacement of morning coffee, and beating things up with it. While continuing to grow via social media's, They have came to the conclusion their Pussy is properly named Mussy (RIP Steve)

Surprisingly enough, This wild mosasaurus had recently destroyed the whole entire gaming franchise that is known as "Destiny 2" and claiming the title "Cardyn, Kell of Kells"

Friend 1: Hey! Do you know about Cardyn?
Friend 2: Yes! i saw them swimming through twitter last night while i was looking at NSFW art, theyre pretty cool

by TotallyNotColossalRuby May 18, 2021

Chardonnay

Chardonnay:
An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.

Girl, don't go Chardonnay on me.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.

by Keith1111111 January 9, 2008

Charding

When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.

I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.

by Tomatoeyes July 3, 2016