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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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chimpanyeesus

The king chimpanyeesus was flexing on the peasants with his saucy fitted
by Blout_Bod September 22, 2017
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Chipanzees

Usually a word used commonly by Olivius Murphius species
I went to the zoo and saw the CHIPANZEES.
by Cwigs1216 April 21, 2019
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Claypanzee

A fan of Clay Travis’s radio show who believes everything he says, including racism is not systemic, Covid is overblown, and Donald Trump was the victim of widespread voter fraud.
Despite indisputable facts, the Claypanzees believe Trump has done an excellent job managing the pandemic.
by ClayPanZee November 28, 2020
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chamanjeet

Chaman means Nature beauty or Garden full of flowers
So chamanjeet shall mean that someone who have aesthetic beauty and loving in nature❤️
Chamanjeet is having nice time
by Xyz231 November 23, 2021
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Chalkpanzee

A derogatory term for a white person (typically one with low IQ)
I can't believe Melvin's favourite 80's movie is Short Circuit! He really is a Chalkpanzee!
by XLightningStormL August 14, 2025
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