Choland

Choland is the same as Texas state because its flag resembles Czechia or Czech Republic) and Poland flag so: Check + Poland > Choland = Texas). Maths!

I live in Lithuania and talk my native language but I like Choland, Dallas particularly for the christian music.So Choland is my favorite state.

by Andrius March 5, 2008

ceolamare

a giant black guy. ceolamares are usually refered to as bald people that are in denial of their super-human baldness. many ceolamares look very smexy with a flower placed behind their ear. ceo's are often mistaken for big, giant bodybuilders because of the giant heads known as their biceps.

Guy #1: Dude! Look at that muscular, smexy guy over there.
Guy #2: Must be a Ceolamare.
Guy #1: Damn straight.

by meghanArr February 28, 2009

Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Colangha

The act of wearing cologne to mask the smell of ganja.

Tim had a stanky bag of reefer and had to colangha himself so as not to be detected by the police dogs at the airport.

by Pablo Waldrones January 11, 2019

colannino

The best family’s all. They are kind funny. Sometimes they are loud but they always mean well. Once you get to know them they are the best to be with

The Colannino’s are the best

by Kiki2232 May 7, 2019

Caolann

Caolann is a wonderfully dramatic ass hole. Hugeee stoner. Will be the first to knock you down but first to pick you up again. Has a serious attitude problem but don't tell him that. Hot piece of ass but comes at a price. Class taste in tattoos. Huge dork but amazing word-smith. Side hoe number 4 my ass. Now shut up and let's have a smoke.

"Caolann"

"what a stoner"

by BloomingUnjust October 15, 2019