Extra Cellular Perception

The phenomenon that occurs with your cell phone when you hear it ring or feel it vibrates right before you receive a call.

Mike: "Holy hell!"

Pete: "What?"

Mike: "I felt my phone go off, then I got a call. It's like I have extra cellular perception!"

by Randy 440 January 28, 2008

Us cellular

A scam phone company that takes advantage of dumb rich farmers in rural America.

Person- Why haven't you answered your phone in a month?

Other person- I have us cellular.

by Birdie Fett December 12, 2020

busy on a cellular level

An excuse given to parents for teenage laziness.

"Laila! Get up out of bed! You're so lazy!!!"
"I'm busy on a cellular level." (<- mumbled into pillow)

by Lailacm June 22, 2008

bumpin oldies off my cellular phone

Lyric from Frank Ocean's verse in "Oldie" by OF

Bumpin lines of yayo off your iPhone.

yo we were bumpin oldies off my cellular phone you down?

i'm down

by mcgriddlelad December 18, 2012

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

cellularpath

someone who sadistically destroys phones one after the other, either by accident or purpose.

"My name is margot, and im a cellularpath"

...."hi margot"

by margotgee27 November 24, 2010

cellularbation

The act of masturbation by setting your cell phone on vibrate and putting it down your pants and calling yourself.

Stefanie put her cell phone down her pants and told me to call it..."Oooh baby." Its cellularbation!

by Megyn September 29, 2005