Cellularitis

Flakes of dead, burnt skin that forms around the ear after prolong cell phone useage

No she dont have dirty ears, she just have cellularitis because she is always on the damn cell phone.

by 51sa June 3, 2008

cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.

"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"

by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024

Cellular Mobosis

Cellular Mobosis is a made up disease made up by me.

Hey you have cellular Mobosis!

by Komobo May 2, 2022

Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.

Cellular Jocking phone jocking

by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

Cellular device

A quick way to say, "Artwork" or "Blueprints" I've made while running away from home,a robbery, etcetera when you don't want people to know you made artwork.

Let me grab my cellular device while I use the bathroom.
I got to get this cellular device,its brand new.
No,all I have is my cellular device.

by Oceanic Puerto Rican guy August 19, 2024

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 1, 2021