Cashews

NFL player Jamal Agnew. Flight pronunciation of his name is Cashews or The Cashews dude. Jamal Agnew is a WR and return specialist. Who tied the NFL record for the longest play with a 109 yard return of a missed field goal.

Flight: “Cashews you got it YOU GOT IT CASHEWS.”

by Booper Buppington July 17, 2022

Cashewable

Love of skin on cashews

He is so cashewable that he will only eat cashews with the skin on.

by Nutshell January 10, 2021

Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

cashew

A cisgender, heterosexual male. Comes from the shortened term "cishet" often auto-correcting to "cashew".

Friend 1: Which bar should we go to tonight?
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.

by lilcatlover March 23, 2022

Cashew

When autocorrect corrects "cishet" (a cis-gender, heterosexual person) to cashew

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Jeremy: UGHH, Ben is sooooo hot, but i think hes not into boyyyssss
Alex: Yah hes such a cashew
Jeremy: A WHAT
Alex: adkjhasafhff OMG AUTOCORRECt

Alex: a cishet XD
Jeremy: sahadkf

by MellyShelly June 7, 2020

cashew

The sound of a nut sneezing

"Cashew!"

"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*

by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015