cashew asshole

Similar to kitchen asshole.

You know what you did.

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.

by Factotem1 August 31, 2017

Cashew

When autocorrect corrects "cishet" (a cis-gender, heterosexual person) to cashew

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Jeremy: UGHH, Ben is sooooo hot, but i think hes not into boyyyssss
Alex: Yah hes such a cashew
Jeremy: A WHAT
Alex: adkjhasafhff OMG AUTOCORRECt

Alex: a cishet XD
Jeremy: sahadkf

by MellyShelly June 7, 2020

cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.

Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?

by Adzybayor August 18, 2020

Cashews

NFL player Jamal Agnew. Flight pronunciation of his name is Cashews or The Cashews dude. Jamal Agnew is a WR and return specialist. Who tied the NFL record for the longest play with a 109 yard return of a missed field goal.

Flight: “Cashews you got it YOU GOT IT CASHEWS.”

by Booper Buppington July 17, 2022

Cashewable

Love of skin on cashews

He is so cashewable that he will only eat cashews with the skin on.

by Nutshell January 10, 2021

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

by Arthc March 9, 2022

cashew

A cisgender, heterosexual male. Comes from the shortened term "cishet" often auto-correcting to "cashew".

Friend 1: Which bar should we go to tonight?
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.

by lilcatlover March 23, 2022