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Get chapped

Get chapped meaning to be trolled or let down by a friend.
Paul, "Hey guys can someone pick me up tomorrow"
Conor, "sure friend"
Doesn't pick his friend up and leaves him waiting.

Conor then texts Paul knowing well that he was never going to pick him up and leaves him a text message saying, "get chapped... Cunt. Lol"
by Ginkel June 15, 2022
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catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.
I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.
by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018
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Chapped-lips-stick

On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.
It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?
by Nipple Knockers April 3, 2022
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CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)

CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.

So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.

Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.
"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"

"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."

"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"
by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010
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Chapped stick

After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.
Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!
by bransey99 February 25, 2009
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chapped ass syndrome

A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.
You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008
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chapped dick

when a girl sucks your dick on a cold day and stops leaving you all wet , so your dick gets cold and chapped from being sloppy and hard .
yo bro , my girl gave me a chapped dick . she was just sucking me and then left my dick all hard in the wind.
by healthhoes November 22, 2017
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