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Carl

Carl, Carl usually has nipple boners and boners. Carl is a beaver, Carl is usually the loudest and happiest in the group, group of friends. Carl's usually have lemon yellow teeth and wants to get cum white teeth. Whenever Carl smiles he looks like a donkey.

Carl's usually likes touching other people's mouth. They like Ariana Grande and Cardi B
"Why are yellow Carl"
"Be quiet, I want cum white teeth."
by Miguel Longface September 8, 2020
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Carl

The most hot guy you will ever meet. Easton is in love with this hunk. Josh and Eric are too.
Carl is carl.
by BruhitsHmmmmm November 16, 2019
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Carl

Oh damn so it really be like that ... he a CARL
by bigforeheadbitch March 6, 2019
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Carl

Carl is a thirsty overprotective boyfriend virgin who won’t let his girl out of 5 ft of him. He’s usually autistic af and does asmr into his girl’s ear.
Hey see that weirdo over there what is he doing?
Oh he’s just a Carl that’s his thing
Oh ok
by Autistic Legend27 February 2, 2019
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Carl

A fat, slovenly, mouth breather that always wears sweatpants and sandals and has food stains on shirt.

they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.

Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class

They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
(Fat ass eating cheetos) "Can I help ya?" (burp!)

me: " What a fucking Carl"
by ha;lsdkhg January 5, 2017
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Carl

Carl is white.
Random person 1:Wow look a white dude
Random person 2: ahem** that’s a Carl
by Shotdogsheshot September 8, 2019
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Carl

A guy that does not care about anyone but himself. He is only looking out for number 1. Usually a jerk and with red hair and light skin.
Man that idiot is such a carl.
by Carrie112355 February 1, 2009
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