Capricorn 

Someone with the fattest nuts you'll ever

Oh you're a capricorn???.......😏😏😏😏

Capricorn by Sonnaruwu October 17, 2021

Capricorn 

Only wants money and love
Maybe only money cause the only love they have is love for money and the capricorn dream is to be the rich bitch foreveeer.

Someone:Do you have some old clothes for charity?
Capricorn in their mind :for charity hmmm i will sell it i want money.
Capricorn: no sorry

Capricorn by Vikyyys$ November 22, 2021

Capricorn 

I’m not those hardcore astrology believers but I hate capricorns. We’re a bad chemistry. Not necessarily couple wise - but family related too. Though it’s true Leo’s tend to be prideful - it’s no doubt that Capricorns are the most prideful signs. You can’t ever win with one and it’s like ur whole world goes down the gutter once you cross paths with one. I would like to name an honorable mention, I thought I HATED scorpios but they’re not even close to where Capricorns are worse as they come. Capricorns always think they’re in the right and that no one goes above them. Major control issues and they can’t let you breathe. I seriously feel sorry to whoever has came across a Capricorn or even are married to them now. Maybe some of them out there aren’t the way I describe but every Capricorn I’ve known so far are the same and are the reason I even wrote this not January 24th, 2022 at 11:16 pm.

" Why are you crying so much, what happened??"
"My Tia is a Capricorn..."
...
*cries together*

Capricorn by astralkiss January 24, 2022

Capricorn 

They epic im one but if you make a definition of a capricorn and it's a dirty one. You are insulting jesus and don't believe him. Born dec 19- jan somthing

Defining word Capricorn, they are *** **** gay, more bad crap
100000 thum down
Me: they don't think about jesus XD

Capricorn by Epic man zayden 2 February 5, 2022

capricorn 

A capricorn is a person whos born in between December 21st and January 20th.
As a capricorn, everybody judges you for it for some reason. (especially white girls)

Person: What's your zodiac-sign?
You: Capricorn!

capricorn by sethbutno August 3, 2023

Capricorn 

Toxic, Alcoholic, Thinks that it's queen of everything, Abusive

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS BITCH 24/7. SHE'S VERY TOXIC. SHE'S DEFINITELY A CAPRICORN

Capricorn by Imabakedbean February 21, 2024

Capricorn 

Zodiac sign ruled by saturn known for bringing capricorns great fortune

Saturn must love capricorns

Capricorn by Wholethang19 May 5, 2024