ass candy

Someone who is otherwise their bosses minion or piss boy. A yes man.
Can also behave like an ass bucket or ass rachet.

Dave just repeats what his boss Joe says and does. Dave is Joe's ass candy!

by SrTim April 24, 2006

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ass candy

1. Bits of crap that hang on the ass fluff around the a-hole. Often induce vomiting, when rimming someone with ass candy.

2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.

3. A really nice bum!

1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'

2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'

3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!

by AliceW January 08, 2009

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ass candy

Candy usually hard candy that was once, but is not now inside someones ass.

Dude i found a jawbreaker in "BOB'S Laundry, you want it? Naw man that's probably "BOB's" ASS CANDY

by Miss Scree-INT December 10, 2007

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Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.

That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.

by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021

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