ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

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A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.

"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"

"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"

by Yaotai August 26, 2009

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a super hot or gorgeous guy/girl

OMG! That was some major yummy ass candy we saw at the concert.

by Bananny June 10, 2009

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Someone who is otherwise their bosses minion or piss boy. A yes man.
Can also behave like an ass bucket or ass rachet.

Dave just repeats what his boss Joe says and does. Dave is Joe's ass candy!

by SrTim May 4, 2006

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1. Bits of crap that hang on the ass fluff around the a-hole. Often induce vomiting, when rimming someone with ass candy.

2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.

3. A really nice bum!

1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'

2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'

3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!

by AliceW January 8, 2009

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