Win canal

The female reproductive organ in which thy penis is inserted.

Note: It is not considered win when it is a hallway for throwing hotdogs, nor infested with herpagonasyphilaids.

Extra win if its has not been yet conquered.

Did you see the win canal on that bitch!?
YEAH! It totally wasn't infested with herpagonosyphilaids, and tighter than a rabbits nostril!

by xGIBRALTERx May 27, 2011

alimentary canal

The channel connecting the mouth to the anus in one beautiful and continuous passageway.

I used to enjoy kissing people, until I learned what the alimentary canal is.

by Caligula May 20, 2004

Panama Canaling

Another term for simultaneous double penetration. Reminiscent of the Atlantic and Pacific oceans "meeting in the middle" via the panama canal.

Wow! Me and Vince had a great time Panama Canaling Tina last night.

by purr like a cat December 4, 2011

Naval Canal

The Canal within a Nose

Sally: “Oh shit my nose hurts”

Fillipe: “Is it your naval canal?”
Sally: “yes”
Fillipe: “omg I love that for you”
Sally: “fuck off fillipe, you spanish prick”

by NavalCanal December 28, 2018

Grandama Canal

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.

Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.

by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018

swallow canal

when you are eating something, (or someone) the contents being eaten travels down through your "swallow canal" first, to enter your stomach. also referred to as your "gullet" or scientifically, "esophagus."

Fred-Hey Bob, why aren't you talking?

Bob-

Fred- BOB?!?! crap, your bacon must be stuck in your swallow canal! *procedes to give Bob heimlich*

Bob (recovering)- thanks fred...it was just stuck in my gullet! i should have swashed it down with some water.

by bigredclifford824 September 27, 2010

muddy canal

After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!

dirty sanchez muddy canal

by PeterRoss January 25, 2014