Canadian Goodbye

Politely leaving a party while fairly sober. Often enacted by asking if anyone needs anything. adjacent to an 'Irish Goodbye.'

I thought that chump was too drunk to drive but I realized he was fine what he did that Canadian Goodbye.

by Doctor Ubuntu Palindrome May 29, 2015

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Canadian Handshake

Jacking someone off with a Hockey glove lathered in maple syrup.

My boyfriend and I went to Vancouver, he was too tired from the flight to go out for dinner so we ordered room service, gave each other a Canadian Handshake and went to bed.

by Spinning Jenny November 29, 2017

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Canadian Log Splitter

When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.

Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.

by Jay slough April 19, 2010

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canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.

Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.

by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016

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Canadian Surprise

Sex in the reverse cowgirl position while eating a Tim Horton’s doughnut, but SURPRISE, it’s cream filled. Just like you.

I was telling my discord moms about how I got the ol’ Canadian surprise last night.

by Discordmom December 11, 2019

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Raging Canadian

When somebody covers their hand in syrup and then fingers somebody else’s ass with the syrup. A common thing to do afterwards is to have the person fart out the maple syrup on pancakes.

Hey babe, do you want to do a Raging Canadian?

by Super Lit Dank Memes September 10, 2019

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Akshay Kumar is the greatest canadian.
True canadian who sacrifice his life for his country just like Akshay Kumar ditched Indian Citizenship for Canada.
As per DTAA treaty Canadians who residing in India get credit on their income & they pay their taxes at lower rates compare to Indian citizens. Hence Akshay Kumar took right decision

Canadian Akshay Kumar - This is my home toronto is my home

by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 21, 2020

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