Canlis

The bowel movement (usually enormous) that one has after over-eating during a diet. This usually is quite painful as the excrement shoots out of the anus in an explosion of gas and fecal build-up.

Yo, my brother be losing all that weight but went to Hardee's and had a Canlis that almost blew up the toilet!

by Keith Armstrong September 22, 2017

caliente carlito

Same as hot carl, but after eating a lot of spanish foods.

"After we went to amigos, i went to deborah's and gave her caliente carlito of her life!"

by Caliente carlito June 28, 2012

canfitonatoddlerstricycleness

used to describe someone so petite, they can fit on a toddler's little red tricycle at any age.

You tall people, are just jealous of my canfitonatoddlerstricycleness.

by backwards robbber. January 2, 2010

cannitarian

somebody who is a vegetarion yet eats people

that cannitarian is not aloud to eat beef yet she dined upon her neighbor.

by Andreina Correl May 27, 2007

Carlito

Carlito is an agervating person and always lie on people name but he is fine asf but you will hate him

Carlito lied on my name today

by Wasspoppin1213 June 17, 2018

Carlita

usually a bold mexican that is scared of blue cows. not afraid to admit that he got squaids. has really nice bedongkedonk that everyone touches. Zeus gave him a pony for his bday, as the horses can tweet now. loves CHEEZE. favorite phrase: OFF YOUR HEAD!!!

Carlita? MEH...

by staphilococusigotfromdoingbj April 16, 2010

carlitta

(car-lee-tuh), n. 1. a woman whose grand ass (booty) of epic proportions is sure to leave men broken-hearted and drifting. 2. a woman of exceptional intelligence, beauty, swag and style with a grand ass of epic proportions. 3. a woman with a grand ass of epic proportions, who has little regard for the feelings of the man (dude) who adores her and her grand ass of epic proportions most especially because she does not trust that he really does adore her and her grand ass of epic proportions. She is destined for a life alone. (More common alternate spellings: Carlita, Carletta)

That Carlitta sure has some snazzy boots on, but she's sure to break your heart.

by Sue D. Nhym May 12, 2014