Call of Duty

A phrase that declares a cheap action, such as yet not limited to: Going out with someone's ex, stealing the last soda, talking behind someone's back, throwing a grenade 5000 feet and killing someone, firing a grenade launcher point black resulting in a douche-bag-style victory, spawn-sniping, and kicking someone in the genitals.

Person A: John just took the last fucking Pepsi!
Person B:...Call of Duty.

Person A: Holy crap. That guy just killed me, he must be a hacker! I'm gonna noob tube that guy!
(5 seconds later)
Person B:...Call of Duty.

by Psychotick December 7, 2010

call of duty

When you have to shit so badly that you feel the turtle running for the finishline before you can run to the toilet!

Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?

by Andi June 10, 2006

Call of Duty

An impressive action first person shooter game set during the early to late 1940's, spanning across different theaters of Europe from the eyes of American,British,and Russian soldiers. This game outdoes Medal of Honor is almost every way, leaving that game in the dust. The multiplayer portion of the game lacks any vehicles but makes up for it with some intense infantry combat and an excellent single player campaign. A must buy.

Call of Duty kicks so much ass. Medal of Honor doesn't come close. Piece of garbage that was.

by JibbaJahba December 10, 2003

call of duty

The game your are pretty much forced to get every year because all of your friends have it and you don't want to be the only one who doesn't have it.

Person 1: Hey man I got the new call of duty the other day
Person 2: That's cool, I'm not gonna get it though
Person 1: WHAT NO EVERY ONE ELSE HAS IT! YOU WILL BUY IT TODAY OR WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!

by growlithe1234 June 23, 2015

Call of Duty

A game where every 12 year old has fucked your mom.

Random 12 year old: You suck at Call of Duty, just like your mom sucked my dick

by GingerPuff December 27, 2015

Call of duty

$60 dollar girlfriend repellant full of small, racist children and people who claim to have skill, even though it's really luck if you land any of those trick shots.

OH BABY A TRIPLE! OH YEAAAHHHHHHH! (call of duty) *rip headset users*

by biggycheezerz February 27, 2015

Call of duty

A game with 99.9% of their community covered with kids that will fuck your mother.

Eric:DUDE, a kid on Call of duty said hes gonna fuck my mother

Jake:OMG you better watch tf out.

by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015