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Hotel California

1.Such a lovely place.
2. Such a lovely face.
by Jesus Himself April 23, 2005
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[california hot tub]

when a woman put her head back, fills her mouth with some kind of drink that is carbonated, and starts to gargle. When does that, the man would then put his balls in her mouth.
She gave me a california hot tub, I loved the bubbles.
by Brigrat December 17, 2008
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California Intercom

The act of placing a cell phone with the ringer set to vibrate inside the rectal vault of a sexual partner whilst simultaneously calling said phone.

Variant: having one's friend call said phone during the sexual act.
Hey man, I totally want to set up a California Intercom tonight. Can you call my phone at around 10:30?
by El Pablo Guapo October 17, 2012
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California Cunt Roll

A person from California who is the worst.

See obnoxious, smug, rude.
"Last night at the party I was talking about how I wanted to climb a mountain someday and Whitney kept rudely interrupting me and was gatekeeping hiking."
"What a California cunt roll!"
by votme October 4, 2018
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Cali40oz

The act of drinking a 40oz of Malt Liquor when WestCoast bound.
"Have fun payin for overpriced cocktails in the Club, I'll be in the parking lot with a Cali40oz."
by JOFAmous May 19, 2016
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California Ten

A female of extreme physical attractiveness generally but not necessarily a resident of California. The female populus of California is on a significantly higher level of attractiveness compared to the rest of the United States. Therefore to be considered a California Ten, you must be one of the elite in a pool of women which are well-above the average level of attractiveness.
Blake: "Marisa Miller is way too perfect."
Trey: "Yeah dude, textbook California Ten."

Kevin: "Yeah I'd say shes a ten."
Trey: "Yo, she might be a ten in New England, but she sure as hell ain't a California Ten."
by Trey Fox June 15, 2008
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California Sober

Based on 100s of testimonies from the real and legitimate California Sober community:

California Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizing Marijuana in Moderation.

Based on Demi Lovato’s recent Documentary, “Dancing with the Devil”, and her interview in ENTERTAINMENT, the phrase California Sober or Cali Sober received significant backlash from the Addiction Recovery community, because Demi Lovato mentioned that she uses both Weed and Alcohol in moderation and labeled this activity as being California Sober.

There is a general consensus that Alcohol is not recommended as a form of Harm Reduction.

After interviewing the founder of “Sober Saturdayz”, Kaitie Degen, the team at the Sober is Dope podcast; confirmed that the “Cali Sober” community expresses their own concerns because Cali Sober, has always been only WEED and no Alcohol use, as a form of Harm Reduction.

After some thorough investigation and interviews with the Cali Sober community, it is now understood that California Sober is system of Harm Reduction that excludes all uses of illicit drugs, prescription drugs, illegal drugs, and Alcohol, and utilizing only Marijuana in Moderation. Thanks to everyone in the California Sober community for clarifying this.
Hey bro do you want to score?

No, thank you. I no longer use hard drugs. I am California Sober. I don’t drink or do hard drugs. I only smoke weed in moderation as a form of harm reduction. I am 200 days clean from Cocaine thanks to California Sober.
by Soberisdope March 30, 2021
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