Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023

calmar iowa

A Boring ass alcoholic hillbilly town south of Decorah. It is the most boring place on earth there is nothing to do there except get drunk, stoned or just leave town!!! Never come to this town unless you intend to become lame like everyone else from calmar!!!

Do you want to become a lifeless asshole!! Move to calmar iowa!!

by Eatalottapuss January 24, 2017

calsmart

Calsmart is a name forged by an African man called Jehoshaphat.
It is the contracted form of two words Caleb and smart. The fusion of the words produces a new name #Calsmart
This name is used by only one boy in the world.

Caleb planned on naming his first son or daughter Calsmart.

Calsmart is in SHS
Calsmart is a very good boy

by Calsmart Mangortey January 19, 2020

calamafuck

A term used by the rap artist Mike areender, A.K.A. killer Mike, in the song "holy calamafuck"

Can also be used to describe a situation where multiple things are going wrong

"Well that's just a total calamafuck"

by hazsypugfluff April 26, 2023

vamo a calmarno

a latin from of saying let`s calm down guys with intentionally grammar mistakes when things go out of control between two people.
its usally complemented with a picture of the pokemon squirtle.

vamo a calmarno its not a big deal dudes

by TAKE ME 2 MY GRAVE April 3, 2017

calamari resleeve

When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.

that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve

by onewhteshoe April 16, 2009

calamari

Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.

She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.

by shrooks January 24, 2005