cafetorium

bastard cousin of the gymnatorium, the cafetorium is also a craptastic preformance space, often having 'that-food-service-smell'. Preshow activities include folding up and rolling the lunch tables into the corner...

Hey lets go see a show in the cafetorium, we can be entertained and eat square pizza at the same time.

by travelingSTAGEHAND March 6, 2010

cafeterian

A person who works in a cafeteria.

A cafeterian is a person who works in a cafeteria.

Someone ask the cafeterian what the lunch special is.

by yaoishipper123 April 19, 2018

cateria

She who caters.

I knew I had a wife when she told me her name was Cateria.

by Catterisnannv June 6, 2021

cafetearia

A lunch-break room where da food is so awful dat you actually cry if you hafta eat there.

Miss Beazley is such a notoriously-awful cook dat Archie and da other students view her mess hall as either a "cafetearia" or a "cafetearya", in dat either they feel like whining 'n' bawling when presented with her crappy culinary creations, or they get watery-eyed from her having used too much onion, pepper, or other chemically-irritating seasoning in said mediocre preparations.

by QuacksO November 9, 2022

cafetorigym

A cafeteria that triples as a auditorium and gym. cafetorigyms are found in kindergartens and elementary schools all over America, but are generally found in smaller or older schools that were built with rooms that have conflicting purposes.

johnny: remember back in elementary school when they had those cafetoriums.
jake: haha lolz yeah, but at my school the cafetorium also served as a gym. i've got it: let's call it a cafetorigym! haha yes, that's it, i'm sooo awesome and creative!
johnny: i'm having a brain boner as we speak
jake: how are the fries today, in the cafetorigym?

by Murph Daddy April 22, 2011

Canteerian

A short, often auburn haired girl with a dim outlook on life. Usually doesn't see the point in anything, so they do a lot of rebelling. Fueled by senseless anger though it's well-hidden behind a front of indifference. Often struggles to do the right thing and gets in trouble a lot. She can stop you in your tracks with her icy, frightening glare. Don't piss her off unless you're prepared to be yelled to death; or punched to death.

Did you see that girl at the office? Definitely a canteerian

by DI_Weeping_Timemoose March 14, 2014

crapeteria

Crapeteria is a cafeteria that sucks with poor service and crappy food and probably high prices.

I'm not eating in the crapeteria until they serve actual food!

by Stevil2014 October 25, 2016