cactusodomy

the act of sodomizing someone with a cactus.

Person 1: "That was horribly disgusting!"
Person 2: "No, that was cactusodomy

by The Muffin Man 69 April 17, 2009

Cacie

Cacie is an amazing girl who is soooo absolutely pretty even on her “worst” days. She’s has beautiful and shiny copper colored hair with hints of red and cool brown eyes. Cacie is super nice wants you get to know her and is excepting of most people. She will always stand up for someone who needs it even if she doesn’t know who they are. She doesn’t go quiet when someone is being mean to her friends or anyone she’s around, cacie will always be there for you no matter what and won’t back down for anything. She will also mess up ANYONE who is messing with her or her friends so watch out. Cacie deserves a great friend who will be there to look after her when she needs it. So if you have a Cacie in you life be greatfull, people like her are hard to find nowadays.

Person 1: I just saw this girl stand up for a guy in the halls who was being bullied, it was awesome!
Person 2: oh! That was cacie, yeah she’s pretty cool like that.

by Ididitforyougirl April 2, 2019

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

cacking it

When you're really worried about something, shitting yourself.

She was cacking it when the cops searched her bag.

by WereWife March 8, 2008

cactivist

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.

Joe: My girlfriend just got back from the Third International Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Tom: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

by blakesflakes March 27, 2009

cacita

Little pelets of shit.
like shit, but in its cute form.

*a baby takes a shit* "aw look at the little cacita"

by homewrecka October 24, 2008

Cactus nigger

Someone from Mexico or of Mexican heritage.

- "Man this country sucks."
- "Yeah, it's because of the cactus niggers."
- "Yeah I hate Mexicans too."

by Sarvesh Aniruddha April 23, 2017