Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

Clacker Valve

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

Florida Cracker

A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner, not a transplant from a Northern state. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.

People ask me where I am from, assuming everyone in Florida must be from another state and are shocked to learn that I am a Florida Cracker.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

cracker stew

When you order a bowl of soup and continue to keep refilling it with free crackers until it eventually becomes "cracker stew."

Jim: I'm starving but I've only got two dollars with me today.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.

by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2010

Canker Beast

a fellatious woman. an term meant to be used behind someone's back

Damn! Lexie's a total Canker Beast. I can see the VD falling out of her mouth

by Jay-Rome April 25, 2006

Cum cracker

A bunch of guys surrounds a cracker and the last person to cum on it has to eat it

Gather up the homies for another round of cum cracker

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

Florida Cracker

Florida was the lead cattle producing state in America, Florida cracker is from when the men were cracking their whips on the cattle to get on the ships to go to the more northern states. Descendants of Florida crackers are also considered Florida crackers. Florida cracker does not mean a man who cracked his whip on slaves or white trash.

I'm a Florida cracker and I'm proud of it

by Dr devin December 1, 2010