Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.

"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"

by THE Double Chin July 24, 2009

cumberbund

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.

shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

cumberlands

A brand of sausage which resembles to fat peoples fingers.

john "CUMBERLAND"
daniel *cries*

by Sublime Lance July 15, 2008

cumberlodge

a turd so long and unbroken when dispatched that it refuses to leave the bowl, even after several flushes.

'Dad!' cried little Jimmy, 'We've got a cumberlodge'. 'Don't worry son, i'll get my walking stick and we'll break it up a bit first'.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Cumberlord/lady

1.Any person who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented English stage and on-screen actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

2. A reference given to people who admire the beautiful features of Benedict Cumberbatch. ex- his green eyes, beautiful cheekbones, sexy tousled hair.

3. The same meaning like "Cumberbitch"

4. This word should be more in use, because Benedict Cumberbatch don't want that his fans call themselves "Cumberbitches"

I'm obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch, thats why I call myself a Cumberlady.

I'm a Cumberlord/lady

by CumberladyoftheLord May 25, 2013

Beach Humberland

Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.

"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."

"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"

"No, a beach umbrella..."

"Beach hum...ber...land??"

"UMBRELLA!"

"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"

by geoff rowan October 16, 2008

derek chamberland

He likes dick

Boy 1: hey have you see derek chamberland
Boy2: yea he likes dick

by Derekdick March 22, 2017