Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the acts of crying and wanking.

If his funds were running particularly low, Junkie Jim could often be found cranking at the local sperm-bank.

by Johnny Darke December 16, 2008

Canning on

To participate in or continue a heavy drinking session, particularly involving drinking of beer from cans.

Are we heading home or canning on?

by Wendell2 August 5, 2008

Cranking

To engage in dance with companions.

My friends and I were cranking in their car the other day to some Chief Keef.

by Maztotheula April 29, 2015

canning

tagging up a wall, graffiti.

spend my days canning walls and sidewalks bitch

by Angelacia July 19, 2007

Cranning

(verb) When you invite a girl over to your place, proceed to make out with her, then kick her out after making her think she'd bang you.

Jacob: "You know that girl Jennifer? I'm totally cranning her tonight."

Michael: "Fucking legend, that bitch deserves it."

by Behmdawg June 24, 2023

cranking duel

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.

Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.

by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012

crawning

When you are yawning so fucking hard that tears come out of your eyes

Last night at the strip club after pulling two all nighters, I was crawning so fuckin hard that all the strippers were bringing me tissues and asking what was wrong. I ended up bringing two home and having anal sex while crawning all over their back with tears of joy and restlessness

by Helladank February 6, 2015