Croissant Neuf

Breakfast +++ in bed.

Brad: How was Sunday with Kelly?

Matt: Yeah. Strong. Didn't get up til 12. Coffee, OJ and Croissant Neuf.

by Eric Roberts June 25, 2007

salty croissant

A croissant that is therefore salty.

I have a salty croissant

by MankeyMan2456 November 14, 2017

oeuf-croissant

The best snack... for a yak!

Alex: ELY! I'm hungover and it's 3pm... make me an oeuf-croissant? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

by Ely, greater than thou March 6, 2007

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

Your aunt a croissant

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.

Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*

by thotslayer2000 May 11, 2018

Polish Croissant

When a female grazes her bodily fluids along a piece of 9-Grain Wheat Bread. She then squeezes the bread-concentrated fluids into a man's open asshole.

Yarmela gave me a solid Polish Croissant

by j-u18 August 27, 2016

Cherry yogurt croissant

When u cum inside a girl who is on her period, then when u pull out the blood and the cum ooz out

"I just turned my girlfriend into a cherry yogurt croissant "

by Aptbark1234 January 14, 2020