crepe

Commomly mistaken for the french delicacy crepè a crepe is when someone need to use the bathroom.

madison: omg bro i need to go to the bathroom

zahli: why do you need to crepe
madison: yes i’m going to crepe my pants

by jancer67 October 6, 2025

crepe myrtle

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.

Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.

by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013

brown crepe

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

by aragorn23 October 1, 2015

crepe cock

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse

Get on your crepe cock!

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

Hawaiian Crepe

A. A pineapple baloney crepe garnished with Wasabi

B. Undisclosed sex position

A . Excuse me maam , can i order a Hawaiian Crepe?

B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!

by TheSilenceWillFall January 1, 2022

crepe paper

type of thin paper generaly known for being streamers

i will use crepe paper streamers for the party.

by crepeper March 31, 2017

studly crepes

When a man eats out another man's butthole, while trying to fist them.

Oh man he just Studly Crepes that dude!

by Arkaos August 1, 2014