Crepe

Someone who dresses all blue and walks around like an idiot.

Posted by Blahd Gang

Blahd 1: Hey, what's that dumb guy dressed as a blueberry doing?

Blahd 2: Man that's a Crepe, stupid

by Chad Blahd September 28, 2021

Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.

"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"

by Pharaoh Fluid July 6, 2017

Hawaiian Crepe

A. A pineapple baloney crepe garnished with Wasabi

B. Undisclosed sex position

A . Excuse me maam , can i order a Hawaiian Crepe?

B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!

by TheSilenceWillFall January 1, 2022

Creping

An another name for a syrupy pawjob, popular in the furry community.

"Hey man, I heard that Sam and his brother are going to a Creping conference!!"
"Oh wow"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

crepe

Commomly mistaken for the french delicacy crepè a crepe is when someone need to use the bathroom.

madison: omg bro i need to go to the bathroom

zahli: why do you need to crepe
madison: yes i’m going to crepe my pants

by jancer67 October 6, 2025

Creve Coeur Crepe

Two unattractive men vigorously scissoring to the point of ejaculations, whilst screaming there mother's names in swxual gratification.

Did you see those two homeless me. Doing the creve coeur crepe under the bridge??

by Grandmasbasket March 25, 2025

Crepes

British Slang Term For Shoes

roadman: "AY RUN ME THEM CREPES"
average citizen: oh no

by kkrbek] September 6, 2023