Grape crepe

When you tuck your dick in between your legs to the left and pull your balls up and forward from the right side and cross your legs

So I was totally ready to jump his bone when I opened the door and there he was all grape creped out on the bed

by TwuntPunt June 27, 2015

brown crepe

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

by aragorn23 October 1, 2015

Nipple Crepé

Act of pressing on only the center of the nipple with one finger until it becomes as flat as a crepé.

I thought he was going to pinch my nipples but he gave me a nipple crepé.

by Homegrown 420 February 21, 2017

Hawaiian Crepe

A. A pineapple baloney crepe garnished with Wasabi

B. Undisclosed sex position

A . Excuse me maam , can i order a Hawaiian Crepe?

B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!

by TheSilenceWillFall January 1, 2022

in-crepe-ulous

when something is incredulous but you need to make a crepe pun

"How much are you selling crepes for?"
"5 pounds"
"That's in-crepe-ulous"

by mishiexists March 11, 2024

Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.

"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"

by Pharaoh Fluid July 6, 2017

Creve Coeur Crepe

Two unattractive men vigorously scissoring to the point of ejaculations, whilst screaming there mother's names in swxual gratification.

Did you see those two homeless me. Doing the creve coeur crepe under the bridge??

by Grandmasbasket March 25, 2025