Creeping Death

Ninjas...definately ninjas

NINJA creep up on you and impale your head on their sword. One ear to the other = Creeping Death

by Deathstriker6666 May 13, 2006

creeping jesus

someone who drives slow

"that amateur driver in the nissan sentra is such a creeping jesus; she's drivin like 5 miles a hour"

by Big Brown May 21, 2007

Creeping Charlie

An act performed while 2, or more, people are having sex, where one person sticks 1, or more finger(s) in and/or around the other's asshole.

Jenny was riding my dick the other night while I reached around to her ass and gave that hoe a Creeping Charlie.

by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011

creeping thumb-all syndrome

Severe pain in the thumb of each hand due to texting with hand-held devices that can send and receive email. This condition will creep up on the user over time and cause reduced motion of the thumbs. In severe cases, the user may loose the ability to communicate.

Bummer, I can barely text anymore as my creeping thumb-all syndrome has damaged my thumb joints.

by HughB March 21, 2008

Creeping Jesus

It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...

stalker

"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."

by Bree Rose January 2, 2009

Creeping up on the come up

To work yourself into the proximity of your desired subject with the sole purpose of shamelessly hitting on them. Said subject is usually aware of your stalking and may be seen rolling her eyes and muttering, Lord, he is creeping up on the come up AGAIN!'

Ok, ladies, stick together. Keep an eye out for nerdlingers trying to creep up on the come up!

When they first met, he thought she was just creeping up on the come up but as it turned out she wasn't skeevy like that at all.

by Jachobim November 29, 2006

Creeping like a boss

The act of creeping on someone unintentionally using Facebook's new "creep" feature.

*scrolling this Facebook*
*peripheral vision catches the updates on the new "creep" feature*
*finds out Bob commented on Billy's status*
*finds out Tom and Mark Zuckerberg are now friends*
*finds out Ticonderoga posted a sexual message on Bonquisha's wall*

Damn! I am creeping like a boss!

by Simple Cuboidal Epithelium September 23, 2011