cranky millipede femur

someone who is in a bad mood and likes elongated buff midgets

dont talk to me, Im cranky millipede femur rn.

by jeremy fragrence January 23, 2023

cranky oral cavity

Any person named Trever , refering to that person's anus as angry or upset.

Wow Trever has such a cranky oral cavity, have you seen it?

by jee lackson February 5, 2014

international day of the cranky c*nt

A day where people gather en-mass to express their anger in humerous ways preferably against members of the public called Barry. Usually ocurring on the third tuesday of september each year. Origins of this festival come from ancient Greece where they would stone people called Barracus on the 15th day of the ninth month.

Rage quiting the morning because you phail at life and tipping your coffee on some one called Barry to celebrate international day of the cranky c*nt

by Lord Anti-Hackgab September 15, 2009

dirty cranky

When you pop a cranky in your butthole (boof it) rather than consume via oral route.

Bing decided to do a dirty cranky today on her walk to Poland.

by Bingholio October 15, 2022

cranky goat

When you done got yourself goat and you forgot to feed it so it rams you. Everybody has been there. Its so simple.

Well I barely had enough cash for the goat and I couldnt afford food, and whilst pondering a new moonshine recipe my cranky goat rammed me.

by KILLERKTM May 14, 2015

cranky spanky

Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.

Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.

by Mitchy mitch April 2, 2016

cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.

“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*

by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023