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Craft rage 

Extreme frustration to cope during crafting activities due to a combination of inability
I went to an art gallery and tried to make a tissue paper garland. After spending 30 minutes fashioning a limp specimen
I got exceedingly frustrated having glanced over at the middle class 8 year old’s perfect blooms; in a fit of craft rage I screwed up my flower and stormed out
Craft rage by NE17 April 15, 2022

Craft Whore 

Someone who is addcited to crafting.
Melinda is always Crafting.

She is such a craft whore.

Craft Beer 

Drink and lifestyle choice of hipsters and bicurious middle aged men (see also Pilsners).
I had to revoke Brando’s man card because he posted about how much he loves craft beer.
Craft Beer by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020

Craft-Tastic 

The fantastic feeling you get when you really want to craft, most commonly known by dorks that like to craft and post about it on social network sites.
My friend on facebook, told everyone she was having a Craft-tastic day because of the weather.

Craft-Tastic LIVE

A weekly internet craft show hosted by some blond chick that probably thinks she's Martha Stewart but younger and cuter.
Dude what's up with all these Craft-Tastic LIVE invites? Tell that girl to stick some pipe-cleaners in her ears or something.
Craft-Tastic LIVE by ex-crafter October 29, 2010

Craft-Tastic 

The difference between Crafty and Fantastic. Crafters use it to express extreme happiness about a project they have completed that turned out really well.
Isn't my glittered cat face ornament Craft-Tastic?
Craft-Tastic by ex-crafter October 29, 2010