CPR

CPR is legit just sex

"I save dick by giving it CPR"
"lol"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022

CPR

Cunt. Pussy.Rectum.

Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum

by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018

cpr

cool pigs rule

"yo bro, youre cpr!"
"bro i gave your wife cpr!"

by marg n homur February 7, 2018

CPR

A song

" I save dick by giving it CPR put my mouth on like CPR"

by Marz99 November 12, 2021

CPR

The dominating sexual act where a male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person choking/being choked. The standard involves 30 cock pumps followed by 2 breaths or allowing 2 breaths.

Jerry: Ben, I went on this tinder date last night. The girl was a freak. She actually asked me to perform CPR on her

Ben: and...

Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.

by Sweetnlow April 10, 2019

CPR

Stands for "Cap Plus Ratio."

Used against people who are capping.

Aaron: "Just came back from the mrs; lasted 10 minutes."
Lewis: "CPR (Cap Plus Ratio)."

by LewisSmart17 March 8, 2022

CPR

LETS MAKE CORN AND WATCH IT ON VCRRRR

"cpr is a good song"

by cloudywoudycoudy May 8, 2022