CPR

Cunt. Pussy.Rectum.

Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum

by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018

CPR

The dominating sexual act where a male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person choking/being choked. The standard involves 30 cock pumps followed by 2 breaths or allowing 2 breaths.

Jerry: Ben, I went on this tinder date last night. The girl was a freak. She actually asked me to perform CPR on her

Ben: and...

Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.

by Sweetnlow April 10, 2019

CPR

CPR is legit just sex

"I save dick by giving it CPR"
"lol"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022

CPR

LETS MAKE CORN AND WATCH IT ON VCRRRR

"cpr is a good song"

by cloudywoudycoudy May 8, 2022

CPR

Stands for "Cap Plus Ratio."

Used against people who are capping.

Aaron: "Just came back from the mrs; lasted 10 minutes."
Lewis: "CPR (Cap Plus Ratio)."

by LewisSmart17 March 8, 2022

MY CPR

MY Chief Master Sergeant Pat Rick

My CPR is the best CPR officially

by DLaCPR May 1, 2025

GC CPR

The act of spamming a dead group chat in hopes of revival

"Bro, the GC CPR isn't working"
"Nah, I just gotta find a good meme"

by Swedish Ointment September 23, 2023