noun. 1. A customer who comes in with copies of the same expired coupon and tries to use them at the register. When you discover a Hawk, make a flapping motion with your arms and squark like a hawk.
by Rob1978 March 26, 2008
Get the coupon-hawk mug.A person hailing from the Pakistan or India who when shopping buys massive amounts of items on sale and tries to use coupons on all items which most of the time have already expired
I got stuck behind this Couponistani today buying 40 12-packs of Mountain Dew, he had a fit when they wouldn't take his coupons.
by SkrullGuy January 2, 2011
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Black ice little tree air freshener in your car. Used to hide the smell of the dank kush. Called such because if a cop sees one in your car, they probably are gonna search it for weed.
I pulled over that man and he had a felony coupon hanging from his rearview mirror. I cashed it for him.
by dasquidkid November 17, 2020
Get the felony coupon mug.A binding contract that will work anytime of day,month,or year. No one can say no to a "Your Elf's lil' coupon book!
"Hey do u want to have a sleepover"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"
"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"
"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"
"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"
"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"
by MJF07 October 20, 2019
Get the Your Elf's lil' coupon book mug.Guy one "Hey I have a coupon for 5 dollars off our pizza"
Guy two "Get that shit away from me I want to spend my money bitch, I have couponophobia"
Guy two "Get that shit away from me I want to spend my money bitch, I have couponophobia"
by JessMH June 18, 2009
Get the Couponophobia mug.Primarily used in the hospitality industry; The act of offering breakfast coupons to disgruntled guests to remedy absolutely any type of negative situation. It's a very cheap (virtually free) means of averting the guest's attention as well as mildly satisfying them.
by T and D Associates August 21, 2008
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