That book your girlfriend makes you with sex coupons that when you try to use them all they she tells you to fuck off.
by racer76916 November 27, 2009
Name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. Each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for sex (make a purchase).
"Oh, just a sec. Let me make a phone call to insert girl's name. I've got to put these pussy coupons for today."
by Lemas Mitchell January 22, 2008
Store trainee: These customers brought in a coupon for a 2 for 1.
Store manager: Ugh, coupon trash. Process them quickly, then get them out of my shop.
Store manager: Ugh, coupon trash. Process them quickly, then get them out of my shop.
by 40lb box of crepes July 08, 2011
My cousin complained once when he was 5 about how slow the checkout lines move when the people in front of you are using 'mexican coupons'. We laughed so hard we nearly passed out, and I have never used the words 'food stamps' since.
by Brett T. April 30, 2007
Clippin Coupons:
When a drug user/dealer calls all their contacts to get the best hook up on coke
When a person can't find a hook up
When a person settles for a lesser quality/quantity item and sparingly uses it
When a drug user/dealer calls all their contacts to get the best hook up on coke
When a person can't find a hook up
When a person settles for a lesser quality/quantity item and sparingly uses it
by Korgasmik April 28, 2011
When someone takes a coupon book to the store and buys only the things that are in it. usually results in large amounts of spendings, justified by the amount saved.
mom went coupon-shopping today and spent over $300, but it was okay because she saved almost $50 extra!
by shehryar July 26, 2007
If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.
by couponpolice May 07, 2016