felony coupon

Black ice little tree air freshener in your car. Used to hide the smell of the dank kush. Called such because if a cop sees one in your car, they probably are gonna search it for weed.
I pulled over that man and he had a felony coupon hanging from his rearview mirror. I cashed it for him.
by dasquidkid November 17, 2020
mugGet the felony couponmug.

PauseChamp

A variation of the twitch emote PogChamp with the mouth closed. It is used for moments of anticipation, especially before a PogChamp moment.
Streamer: Wait for it.. wait for it...
Chat: PauseChamp
by dasquidkid February 13, 2020
mugGet the PauseChampmug.

Ryanairport

Ryanairport: Noun; An airport that claims to be close to a major city but is actually at least an hour away from said city. Usually used by budget airlines such as Ryanair.
Paris-Vatry is a Ryanairport, it is over 2 hours from paris!
by dasquidkid May 10, 2020
mugGet the Ryanairportmug.

Slappy

Another way of calling someone a dummy without being so blunt or without them catching on. Comes from "Slappy the Dummy" a ventriloquist dummy from the series goosebumps.
"Listen slappy, no one asked you for your opinion so why don't you fuck off?"
by dasquidkid January 19, 2020
mugGet the Slappymug.

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