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Septic Pressure Cooker

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.
"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"
by BrynnVixxen January 6, 2017
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Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff
by no19212129 March 28, 2023
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Pressue Cooker

When you take a female home from the bar to engage in sex acts but cannot ejaculate because you are too drunk so you get her to suck on your balls as your jerk yourself off so that you can finally ejaculate.
Listen babe, there is no way I’m going to blow. Can you give me a "Pressue Cooker" so I can get off?
by Matt P. Cook February 22, 2010
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Yugoslavian Slow Cooker

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".
I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.

We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.
by AnthonyJ117 July 3, 2011
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tuna cooker

when you put raw food inside a girls vagina then take out the food and make her eat it also you may add cum seasoning after cooking.
Dan: How was last night with that girl?

Matt: I used her tuna cooker to make a pizza for her.
by bauer bud February 7, 2010
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sock cooker

shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity
by mike read August 13, 2003
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pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019
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