Cocklint

A small piece of pubis or fine fabric thread retrieved from a gentleman's urethra

Sam found some a piece of cocklint in his japseye when peeing this morning.

by SamTaylor31 April 30, 2021

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Conflingeld

/kənˈfliNG əld/

adj

Perplexed and bewildered, while simultaneously experiencing brain death

The excessive number of spreadsheets she was forced to peruse to find unimportant information left her thoroughly conflingeld.

by SoSlightlyScarlet March 12, 2025

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Laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair and bonk your head on the floor

oh my God Sarah just fell on a banana peel! I'm cookling so hard right now!

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a man who generally thinks of himself to be a man with balls yet he does not have size but he does have the figurative balls

you can find the average finn conlin inflating his pants to give certain "impressions"

by datannoyingguy November 14, 2013

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That one fat ass friend who whenever you grab their tits you gotta speed away

DDAAAMMMNNN, look at that Sebeeb Cocklin. Ima go grab his tits real quick.

by Leafyman November 22, 2019

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When you stick an egg roll on your dick, masturbate, and then serve it at your grandmothers birthday party.

Granny didn’t like her egg roll…I wonder if Kyle dirty Coklin’d the egg rolls again.

by Wordsmith_smith April 22, 2023

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