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confetti dick

noun, when toilet paper sticks in tiny bits to a penis after it has ejaculated in a vagina.
"this cheap two ply always gives me the worst confetti dick."
by dayvross August 25, 2018
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verbal confetti

Multiple intense, energetic, positive, usually loud conversations happening at one time.
The dinner table was covered in verbal confetti when the whole family was gathered around eating.
by BlueGirl October 18, 2013
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Irish confetti

Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.
" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)
by Pincetti June 8, 2021
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Brain Confetti

When the brains of a person is ruptured and rains down like confetti.
1) After the Patriots victory in Super Bowl XLIX, some Seahawks fans celebrated with brain confetti.
2) reporter: "Tom, I'm standing here at the scene of a very violent car crash. One of the drivers didn't make it as brain confetti started to pour down. Tom, back to you."
by Metal munchies February 18, 2015
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premature confetti

euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.
Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."
by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018
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depression confetti

When you're depressed or otherwise upset and you cope by tearing something to shreds, therefore making confetti
Monday was really rough, but I felt a little better after making some depression confetti.
by Ailim October 26, 2017
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Ass-Confetti

An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.
During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.
by Nixtime March 23, 2017
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