confetti dick

noun, when toilet paper sticks in tiny bits to a penis after it has ejaculated in a vagina.

"this cheap two ply always gives me the worst confetti dick."

by dayvross August 25, 2018

premature confetti

euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.

Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."

by SacredAggressionFree May 07, 2018

Face Confetti

After washing your face in the men's room, you discover there are no towels, requiring you to use toilet paper which leaves bits of tissue behind.

"Can you believe that dork walked into the meeting with face confetti?"

by NCarts July 14, 2018

Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality

Friend:"He looks so good, too bad he's got a bad personality"

Me:"You sure can choose ghost-confetti sometimes"

by Psycocat May 01, 2021

Brain Confetti

When the brains of a person is ruptured and rains down like confetti.

1) After the Patriots victory in Super Bowl XLIX, some Seahawks fans celebrated with brain confetti.
2) reporter: "Tom, I'm standing here at the scene of a very violent car crash. One of the drivers didn't make it as brain confetti started to pour down. Tom, back to you."

by Metal munchies February 19, 2015

verbal confetti

Multiple intense, energetic, positive, usually loud conversations happening at one time.

The dinner table was covered in verbal confetti when the whole family was gathered around eating.

by BlueGirl October 19, 2013

depression confetti

When you're depressed or otherwise upset and you cope by tearing something to shreds, therefore making confetti

Monday was really rough, but I felt a little better after making some depression confetti.

by Ailim October 26, 2017