conch fritters

Clumpy, ball-like masses which form in women's underwear when sweat mixes with talc or baby powder.

Female version of Hushpuppies.
It was 95 degrees and 90 percent humidity today - my poor girlfriend was making a big batch of of conch fritters!
by MikeinOcala July 13, 2011
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Gonorrhea Conch

A special type of conch, or conch sound, that is used when a bro or roommate is slaying a new bish. The sound is meant to signal to his fellow bros or roommates that he has christened the pussy of a new bish
During coitus: "GONORRHEA CONCH!!!!!!!"
Other bros: The deed is done.
by Schnick It To The Man May 16, 2017
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magic conch

This isn't from the SpongeBob Square Pants movie, read "Lord of the Flies" sometime guys.

The Magic Conch was like an Indian Feather, the holder of the feather was the one who "had the floor", and was the only one who was suppose to speak.
Ralph has the Magic Conch, it's his turn to Speak.
by Zephaniah July 28, 2007
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donkey conch

while similar to a 'donkey konk' or 'donkey punch', there is a slight difference at the end. Instead of punching one's partner in the back of the head, one finds a conch shell and wacks it over one's partner's head a la lord of the flies.
sucks to your assmar piggy. i'm gonna donkey conch you.
by citypulse was there first October 06, 2005
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Conch Fritters

Illegitimate kids of Bahama Village in Key West, Florida.
Miss Sadie, where's the the kid's? "Out catchin a chicken for dinner" conch fritters
by twambrose July 29, 2011
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conch shell

Giving a girl a rimjob while fingering her.
Man, Johnny really has a thing for "Lord of the Flies". He tried to play Debbie's asshole like a conch shell.
by Zachary G. October 23, 2007
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Conch(o)

A word that means your gullible because you probably thought this word meant something more offensive.
"You're such a Conch(o)!"
by ohyesitsmarc September 23, 2008
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