Compulsive Texting Disorder

- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)

Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.

by Trailer Trash Triplet #2 February 05, 2010

Compulsive Asian Disorder

Obsession with all things asian.

Mary is sooo obsessed with Kyle. I think she has Compulsive Asian Disorder

by jennabenna1117 April 29, 2010

compulsive disorder obsessive

CDO. Some call it OCD but they are wrong. I alphabetized it AS IT SHOULD BE.

I have compulsive disorder obsessive

by Junatokni6815 November 02, 2010

obsessive compulsive insanity

A severe illness in which the victim suffers from insanity, agression, and mood swings. Brought on bysmall mistakes, often in symmetry.

Doing paper....
Oh shit.... the margins are off by .10 on this question....
My obsessive compulsive insanity is going off.........
#TRIGGERED

by Whitetrashyt September 24, 2017

compulsive text fag

A man who has the uncontrollable urge to text his loved one (in a needy, gay fashion).

God, he's always being a compulsive text fag wherever he goes.

by Terry Jamile May 25, 2005

compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.

-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder

by dildo777 October 18, 2023

obsessive compulsive disorder

Disoder in which the sufferer has a 'need' to have everything perfected to the 't'. They are usually very anal and will induce bodily harm should you ruin their arrangements.

Ah, all my vinyls are arranged from A to Z...WHO THE FUCK PUT PINK FLOYD IN THE Z's?!!!"

by Sai Wolf May 30, 2005