cm-ing 

the act of child molesting

Holy shit Aaron you really need to stop talking to Jenya, because you are cm-ing way too much.

cm-ing by B.Gibbs37 May 22, 2008

CM Van

A Large van, Usualy an 80's econoline, with no side or rear windows. No interior, or a shag-like carpet interior. No back seats. Often smells like a blood of semen and motor parts. Also known as a child molestor Van.

"Did you see Tom's new van?"

"Yeah, but I'm scared to ride in it, it's a total CM van dude"

CM Van by Josef6000 September 1, 2005

CM Sucks 

Most overrated wrestler in WWE

IWC Overrates him

His Fanboys over rate him

He is treated as Messiah to them

Jeff Hardy made him superstar

CM Sucks

IWC- Treats him life he's God

WWE Marks keeps saving he will saves peoples

They see him as a Messiah

Overrated

CM Sucks by Mystic Enigma April 13, 2011

CM Niall 

A generaly large man who generally belives he is an esence of awesome or the best in the world.Besides the great height other things that define a CM Niall would be that they generally have either a scragly beard or a trimmed one, they can also have short hair slicked back or long greasy hair that hangs over their face. After a CM Niall defeats his oponent he will strike a greatness pose to show dominence.CM Niall has some sort of afiliation with the red star faction.

Woman 1: look at that giant guy

Woman 2: well he must be a CM niall cause hes striking the greatness pose over there

CM Niall by megatroll75 December 9, 2012

cm'er 

Chronic Masturbater

damn biitch you one cm'er

cm'er by mrs. mitchell October 18, 2006

CM Punk 

A synonym for asshole or a douche bag

Hes just a CM Punk

CM Punk by chickenrun29292 July 20, 2010

CM disorder 

Chronic masturbating disorder. When you simply cannot prevent yourself from doin ya busyness

"Randy has CM disorder. Sometimes, she just can't help herself. One time she did it in a grocery store"

CM disorder by Randy ;) June 7, 2017