CrumpleCock

A man with a very small and wrinkly penis.

Kevin- "Dude, have you seen Larry's dick?! "
Jordan- "Haha yeah. He has such a crumplecock"

by That one guy lol JRE 502 March 7, 2017

Clumble

A dense, unpicked collection of raspberries at the end of a vine that are particularly ripe and ready to be eaten by a hungry Julian.

"Oh my god, look at that really big clumble way in the back!

by Pooperdiaper October 1, 2017

climple

A pimple on the clitoris.

Having a climple is miserable, my jeans keep rubbing against and threatening to pop the purulent protuberance.

by Tin_Kan November 13, 2019

Cumples

;the sexy dimple’s certain women have on their lower back just above their derrière, that one can fill with Cum hence Cum + Dimple’s = Cumples.

Cummer: Bruh I totally overflowed that slut over there’s Cumples a while back, I enjoyed it immensely!
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?

by Vendetta Fist April 16, 2021

clumpet

Yer mea

Yer mea is a clumpet

by Dbdudjdkdndmdjdjd July 25, 2021

chumple

the greatest word known to man

copyrighted by hassan adam

chumple is online

lets play some fOrTnItE

by chumple May 30, 2022

hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 1, 2013