Fuck Chutney

Something powerfully awesome and occasionally delicious.

"We are going to unleash this new album... like a jar of Fuck Chutney... on your face." - Matt Davies-Kreye, Funeral For A Friend.

by Grrrrrl March 2, 2011

Black Chutney

A really cool African American guy who lives in the suburbs. The coolest black man you know

Hey black chutney, you're the coolest guy i know

by Jane45567 October 23, 2016

chutney puncher

One who takes the "active" role in anal intercourse.

See also: date packer, rally driver

No point trying to seduce him, girlfriend! He's a chutney puncher.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

Chutney asshole

The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.

Alex - Damn look at Nathan with his chutney asshole

by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020

nutsack chutney

The Chutney-like substance that is collected under a man sweaty ballsack over the course of many days

Guy one: "Fuck you, go suck some nutsack chutney"
Guy two: "Wow"

by Phloxxi December 16, 2017

chutney muff

red headed putts

Steve Longstaff=chutney muff

by Galloz November 26, 2011

chutney ferreting

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.

"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

by theunsungheros May 6, 2006