churning the butter

Verb- The act of sexually gratifying one's self by stimulating the sexual organs; often found to be more gratifying after drinking a "smashed" peppermint mocha or meeting a respected band

After being asked what turns her on, Susy responded, "RDJ! Robert Downey Jr. has me "churning the butter" all day, every day!! RDJ's my baby!!"

by RedRiott November 24, 2010

Churn the wheel

To lead someone on and give a person false hope of getting anywhere with you.

Julia: "So do you like Derek?"
Haley: "He's more of just a toy."
Sarah: "So you're churning the wheel."

Katie: "I'm not really looking for a relationship...it's just fun to churn the wheel."

by TheGang57 July 10, 2010

Churning Butter

Masturbation, man-style, with two hands. Must use an up and down, side to side flowing motion. Just like a grandma churning butter in a barrel in the late 1800's.

My girlfriend wanted some spread for her bread, so she had me cum over and started churning butter.

by BigStevieStyle January 5, 2006

churn rate

How often a particular job gets turned over, time and time again.

The churn rate on that mcjob is high. gee...nobody wants that job!

by dtmcculloch November 30, 2003

Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.

"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."

by Bananamal September 1, 2013

Churn the Milk

To masturbate, jack off, etc.

Can be used as:
Churning the Milk
Churned the Milk
Churn some milk

I was so bored last night so i decided to churn the milk.

by MasturBatem22222 March 29, 2010

churn queen

Everything she touches goes down (including di*k). Similar to Sadim touch.

Churn queen was responsible for customers leaving us.

by nplayer123 January 29, 2019