Chicago Special

A cocktail containing: 1 16 oz Schlitz beer, and an entire bottle of ranch. On special occasions a pickle is presented on the rim of the glass.

Dude have you had the Chicago Special yet? It has an entire bottle of ranch in it.

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Chicago Strawberry

When you stick a strawberry roll into a woman pussy and eat it out of there before fucking her

Last night I gave Taylor a chicago strawberry before I gave her the cream filling.

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The act of one man shitting in another man's ass. Then shitting that shit on the first man's chest.

Yeah man I could eat. I got nothing left in me since I chicago sausage swapped Sean.

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Ah man, did you hear what happened to Johnny Two-socks? Earned himself a Chicago suntan

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An overrated loaf of bread with a sludge and grease in the middle. Better classified as a quiche.

One Chicago Style Pizza will feed a pond of ducks for a year.

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A girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your dick in her mouth. While she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.

Person 1: Why do you smell like crap?
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.

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slang for penis, most commonly used in the 1920's

Frank: my Chicago salami is huge!
Claude:....no, its not....

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