chandani

moon light, the light reflected from the moon

aaj chandani raat hai

by nonameatall May 18, 2008

Southampton Chandler

A technique for courtship practiced on the South Coast (usually in a nightclub, but can also be effective in libraries and hospitals). The maneouvre begins by working oneself into a unholy sweat, sauna's may be used, however the purists shun this frivilous aid.
Next the participant (using a feminine alias, such as Justin or Miranda) must choose his target and incessantly annoy them with a socially inept dogma - this can result in a 'pull'.
If the distinctly average looking target (gender unspecified) can be lured to a bedroom, the ritual mating will begin. This usually lasts for about 15 minutes or until the 'gurning fuck lizard' is so 'gunked up' her tears taste salty. Real Salty.

Illegal in most civilised worlds.

Justin: You know I created the Southampton Chandler

Girl: Get the fuck away from me, you depraved, red, sweaty fuck.

Justin: I'll put you down as a maybe.

by adebayormiddletondrive May 9, 2009

Dirty chandler

When you fuck someone in the ear so hard their brain explodes

Dude I just did a dirty chandler last night she can’t even think straight

by Sheizer222 March 30, 2020

Chandler

The one person who would never leave you for anyone because he will love you no matter what. He is the cutest person ever and will tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He will always cuddle you and want to be near you. He is the best boyfriend someone could ask for. You'll never want to leave him because he is the perfect boyfriend and you will fall in love with him instantly.

wow, you must have a real Chandler!

by thatonepersonthatlikes30stm July 23, 2014

Chanded

Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.

Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.

"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"

"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."

"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"

by novelty16 October 26, 2018

Chandia

The most amazing beautiful thing to ever lay eyes on. They are a rare type you should make sure never to lose. Tough as nails they have been through a lot.

You really should find an Chandia

That Chandia is the best

by AmberBoo142 December 18, 2018

chandhrea

Chandhrea is a very friendly, smart, beautiful, and friendly person. She is very sensitive but she is always there to comfort and support you when you’re feeling down. She is a kind friend who is there when you need her and she is always smiling to brighten up your day. She loves all of her friends dearly but she could care less and wish these haters the best life if some people don’t like her and that’s one of her many great traits. Lets not forget how beautiful she is! She will bless your eyes. Chandhrea is a one of a kind so when you find one, keep her very close because she is a great friend who is there for you and she needs the same support! So show her some love and appreciation because she deserves it.

Is that Chandhrea?
You mean that Angel in disguise?
Yup that’s Chandhrea!

by ThatAsianPerson March 29, 2019