clammy cello

The sexual act of having anal sex with a femal whilst sitting in a chair, playing with her vagina with your right hand and her nipple with your left hand, the left hand reaching around the back to play with the far side nipple. This must be done with the female on the males lap, her facing outward.

I fucked a musician last night and decided to give her a clammy cello.

by Coup April 9, 2014

cello and chill

Cello and Chill is in reference to Netflix and Chill. When a cello player asks someone to Cello and Chill. The interaction has an implied sexual nature.

Travis: Hey, Hannah, do you want to Cello and Chill later?
Hannah: How about we start Cello and Chill right now?

by CelloandChill December 16, 2019

iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.

Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."

by this one time at band camp July 16, 2010

Cello

The fanciest instrument in the orchestra
Between preciscion pegs and regular pegs and a french or german bow the cello is the sexiest instrument in the orchestra!

Yo-ma ma is a famous cellist
"Dang that cellist is playing sitting with the instrument i find that sexy"

"yea shes playing the cello i find that sexy"

by Cellogal July 5, 2017

Cello

A string instrument
It is NOT a big violin

I might be biased but cello is the best instrument and should get forte always I’m tired of always playing piano

by Raymond gaymond June 2, 2023

Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.

"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs

by straight styrchnine December 17, 2008

celloing

becoming a zombie and taking over the world through a two step plan

Sorry man, I can’t hang out today. Too busy celloing.

by twostepplan May 22, 2018