Cum Cataclysm

The ultimatum of our universe's existence. Sometime, in the next 100 trillion years, when all of the stars have faded out, a great, powerful force will take hold. A tidal wave of semen will wash over all of existence, enveloping it. The universe will be submerged in semen, similar to that of Rapture from the acclaimed game series Bioshock. The new powers of the semen tsunami will reinvigorate the universe, giving the stars a new source of power, Cum Power. This Cum Power will serve as the ultimate driving energy of existence. Planets will rise, with cum-adapted aquatic species.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.

"The Cum Cataclysm awaits!" shouted Steph, in public.

Bystanders stopped to look at him.

He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.

by TheArchivist July 27, 2023

WoW: CATaclysm

An expansion to World of Whorecrack that adds cat people, or "furries" as often known to the characters the player can choose, as well as "Whoregen," a species of slutty werewolves who love you long time. For all you normal people out there, just consider it the best thing since the military invented AIDS, since it keeps all the dorks and furries off the streets and quarantined the drama to the goddamn piece of bull game. Also see George Fisher.

Furry2252: So, do you think WoW: Cataclysm is awesome, or what?
AverageCoolWoWFAG28: Fuck you, furry!

by Xtreme2252 December 13, 2010

Into The Catacombs

a bad ass metal band from south jersey. popular amongst scene kids around the age of fourteen.

scene kid #1: d00d, did u catch that into the catacombs show the other night?
scene kid #2: hellz yeah brah, their vocalist is so fuckin br00tal! *fixes hair*

by peeeeeej October 3, 2008

catacomb

where rich people used to go when they died

i heard Enricophoalpha died yesterday
yeah they traded his house and wife for a spot in a catacomb

by 0scar November 18, 2006

catface

When someone uses the 'cat face' emoticon ":3" at a time when it's not really appropriate, much to the annoyance of the people receiving the text.

Example 1:
Joe (texting): Hey man, do you think you'll be able to pick me up after the show?
Ricardo (texting back): :3
Dave (to Joe): Looks like you just got catfaced.

Example 2:
Joe: Hey, want to go out for a beer later on?
Ricardo: :3
Joe: Yeah, that doesn't help me.

by thebeardedblacksmith February 12, 2013

Catacomb

When a woman lets her furburger get a little out of hand, and she needs to mow her lawn

Dude, I was gonna hook up with cassie the other night but she really needed to give her catacomb!

by FatJesus46 May 14, 2011

catpacity

n., pl., adj. - When a place or area has reached the maximum limit of cats it can withstand, often resulting in the owner and/or visitors to go mentally insane.

ex. 1 - This place has hit catpacity, it's time to start a chinese buffet!

ex. 2 - Ever since I reached catpacity, I've been maneuvering around my house by crowd surfing on cats.

by catpacity August 11, 2011