catfish wednesday

A virginia tech term which defines wednesday nights where the bottom feeders of the female race come out to party.

"Dude I got my dick puked on last night"
"Rough shit man, thats why I dont go out on catfish Wednesday"

by cmor99 September 19, 2009

catmule

Stubborn like a cat

The cat refuses to come inside. She is being a catmule.

by necodeco April 2, 2010

Catfish

To give the impression of being an attractive person in order to attract someone online while being a complete or near opposite of that portrayed.

I met this girl online that looks like Kate Upton, but it turns out I was being catfished because then we met and he looked more like Michael Moore.

by Leroy Jenkings April 2, 2015

catbusing

The act of hotboxing a car with marijuana. This sublime effect is achieved by sealing all the doors and windows and smoking copiously, preferably while driving around aimlessly (so as to avoid detection). Do not, under any circumstances, pick up little girls while you are stoned, no matter how much you are tempted to. This is in reference to the film "My Neighbor Totoro," in which the catbus is a whimsical vehicle used by the main characters.

"We totally catbused Isaac's car last night."

"His upholstry stinks of weed ever since our last round of catbusing."

"Hey man, I just bought an eighth and my roommate gave me his car keys. You wanna catbus?"

"Hey hey hey, ride the catbus every day." (this last one is an apocryphal quote from Dr. Dre)

by Next Stop October 23, 2008

Catfish Account

A fake Facebook account.

"Dude, some hot chick just added me last night."
"What's her name?"
"Anya Johnes."
"Bro, that's my catfish account. I thought I told you that."

by Riley Stavros August 29, 2011

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

catfished

having a relationship of any sort with someone on social media that isn't who they say they are, by using someone else pictures or living a totally different lifestyle than what they told you.

man, she catfished me

by trill_out May 19, 2014